Spirits company pours “every drop” over naked breasts

A German spirits company is claiming every drop of its products have been poured over the breasts of a naked model before bottling.

G-Spirits claims every one of its products has been poured over the naked breasts of a model like Alexa Varga before bottling

G-Spirits produces a cask strength, 59.7% abv 12 year-old single malt Scotch whisky matured in sherry barrels and poured over the chest of Alexa Varga, Playmate of the Year 2012.

To prove the spirit’s journey, each bottle is presented with a bottling certificate, including the model’s signature and bottle number.

Only 5000, 500ml bottles of G-Whisky No.1 have been produced, alongside 5000 bottles of G.Rum No.1, which has been aged for 10 years in an ex-bourbon cask, finished for one year in French oak, and poured over the breasts of model Amina Malakona.

G.Vodka No.1 meanwhile is also limited to 5,000 500ml bottles of six-times distilled vodska created from French winter barley and poured over model Evelin Aubert.

G-Spirit’s founders claim the products are 100% real and not a marketing gag, and claim they meet standard health and safety requirements set by the German public health department, so much so that medical personnel are present at bottling to ensure standards are met.

“For us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman,” the company claims on its website. “To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor.”

G.Whisky is available through the G-Spirits website for €139, while G. Rum and G.Vodka are available for  €129 and €119 respectively.