Top alcohol-themed jokes and one-liners

16th June, 2020 by Lauren Eads

One-liners

What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?

“Olive or twist?”

 

Went to an Abba-themed pub, the toilets were amazing.

What a loo! 

 

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?

A cab.

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